Abhishek Upmanyu Buys ₹9 Crore Flat in Bandra – Punchlines Now Come With Sea Breeze
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“Engineering chod di, standup pakad li. Ab flat bhi le li.”
In the ultimate flex of the “beta tumse na ho payega” variety, beloved stand-up comedian Abhishek Upmanyu has just purchased a luxury apartment in Mumbai’s Bandra for a jaw-dropping ₹9.09 crore.
Yes, nau crore.
The same amount most of us read as “annual funding request to our parents.”
The deal, accessed by RERANation.in, shows Upmanyu as the proud new owner of a flat on the 10th floor of ‘Joy Legend’, a posh residential tower on Dr. Ambedkar Road, Khar (W). With 1,515 sq. ft. carpet area and two parking spots (because funny men need fast exits), the flat comes with everything — except maybe WiFi that works in every corner.
🎙️ From Mic Drop to Property Drop
Known for his machine-gun delivery and painfully relatable punchlines like:
“Main school mein ladkiyon se isliye nahi baat karta tha… kyunki wo meri baat karti hi nahi thi,”
“Zomato wale ka ‘Enjoy your meal’ na aaye toh dinner digest nahi hota,”
Abhishek Upmanyu has been a cornerstone of Indian stand-up since he left behind engineering, a desk job, and society’s expectations — in that order.
Today, he’s not just making jokes — he’s making real estate investments.
🏢 Property Pe Punchline
Here are the deets that would make even a Mumbai broker pause for applause:
- 📍 Location: Joy Legend, Khar West, Mumbai – 400052
- 🏢 Flat: 10th Floor, Wing A
- 📐 Carpet Area: 1,515 sq. ft.
- 🚘 Parking: 2 slots (because parallel parking is not comedy)
- 💸 Cost: ₹9,09,00,000
- 🧾 Stamp Duty: ₹54.54 lakhs
- 🖊️ Registered On: 19th March 2025
- 📑 Regn No.: 4509/2025 (in case you want to show off at parties)
The flat was officially registered in the name of Abhishek Upmanyu, aged 35, who seems to have cracked the real estate market harder than most people crack interviews.
📈 UEPL: Upmanyu Entertainment Private Limited
But that’s not all — he’s not just cracking jokes, he’s running the business too. Abhishek serves as Director of Upmanyu Entertainment Private Limited (UEPL) along with his sister Vishakha Upmanyu.
UEPL is the engine behind his comedy empire — tours, specials, ticketed heartbreaks, and now possibly monthly society meetings with Joy Legend uncles.
We bet his “board meetings” end with applause instead of action items.
😎 Fans React: “Next Special From the Balcony?”
Abhishek now joins the list of entertainers calling Bandra home — and we’re guessing his neighbors are either thrilled or Googling “how to laugh silently.”
Fans on X (formerly Twitter, formerly sanity) have been quick with reactions:
“New special title suggestion: ‘Khar Mein Kharcha’”
“Bhaiya finally shifted from punching walls in Gurgaon to sea views in Bandra.”
“Can we call it Joy Legend because Abhishek lives there now?”
Big laughs, big moves, and now — big property.